Latest Funny New Year 2018 Jokes SMS in English
New Year is a special season for the people living in the world. In every country, this season is getting celebrated in a very prosperous way. New Year is a time in which we are going to say goodbye to the past days and thus welcome the new set of 365 days. Thus we need to wish our friends, colleagues, family members with jokes, greetings, funny lines, captions etc. Here on this topic, we will show you some of the best New Year Jokes. That you can choose to send to your favorites ones. Sending of wishes via jokes also feels other better during the season of New Year.
At that particular time, everybody remains in the New Year season mood and plan their parties and all. So it is the time for you all to celebrate this special time in such a way that the New Year days will start with new thoughts and wishes. Everybody thinks and make a wish that the upcoming days of the life will spend in a very beautiful way. Whatever is done in the previous year is a past and do not need to turn back on those days.
So to start to entertain others in the season of New Year you must need to send them some jokes via wishes. Thus we refer you all the below points to get the best New Year Jokes in this New Year season.
Some of the funny New Year Jokes to refer to you all:
As we told you that New Year Jokes is a part of messages which you can send to wish others on New Year occasion. The wishes can be sent via various social networks, greetings, text messages, etc. So, get your best New Year Jokes from the contents which are listed below.
- Every New Years I resolve to lose 20 pounds, and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.
- My brother’s New Year’s resolution is to move out of my parent’s house. You’d think after 49 years he’d try another one.
- If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet, and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.
- I think it’s great to make your first date a New Year’s party. That way, you’re at least sure you’ll get to first base.
- Heartwarming Miami tradition: Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year’s Eve.
- I love when they drop the ball into Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
- I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff.
- Who has time to party on New Year’s Eve? It takes me all evening to set my clocks ahead a year.
- Miami asks residents not to celebrate New Year by shooting into the air because the bullets will come back down.
- ‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.
- New Year’s Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
- New Year’s Eve, when auld acquaintances are forgotten. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
- This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep no dieting all year long.
- Wait for a second, there’s ANOTHER year? I have to do it all over again??
That’s all about the topic of New Year Jokes for you all. Hope you all are satisfied with the content which we have referred you to the above point. If you think that you have your own jokes which you have already created for your beloved ones, then you can also send those in the season of New Year. Otherwise, you can definitely select the above-discussed Jokes for your friends, colleagues as well your family members. So, wish you a many Happy New Year and may you will spend better days from this year ahead.